Shit that makes me Happy

thischarmingand:

galacticdrift:

thewondersmith:

I have no idea how children work, but this particular child belongs to Andrea.
(see, you know it’s true love when they carry each others’ babies)

lakjsdfhlasjkfh

You did the thing. YOU DID THE THING.
*expires, falls down, rolls into the bay*

galacticdrift:

thewondersmith:

I have no idea how children work, but this particular child belongs to Andrea.

(see, you know it’s true love when they carry each others’ babies)

lakjsdfhlasjkfh

You did the thing. YOU DID THE THING.

*expires, falls down, rolls into the bay*

sushiowl:

I was examining the evidence from the crime scene. As I thought, there are no internal organs. Kidneys, liver, heart, pancreas, etc… Even the bones are completely missing. Anything come to mind after you hear that?

Ted, Drake and JJ are me when it comes to crime. Gotta be the cannibals.

highfunctioningdarklordofall:

farwin:

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

They look like gateways to other dimensions… :O

That top left one looks like it’s plotting to take over Middle Earth

thebreatheinme:

(via Druzy Ring Teardrop Shape Stacking Ring by OhKuol on Etsy)

Ehh.

Change out of work clothes - NOPE
Slap on some makeup - NOPE
Throw on some perfume - NOPE
Brush through my hair - NOPE
Get birthday cards - NOPE
Be ready for when parents arrive - NOPE

These are all the things I should have done before going to see my cousins tonight.